Journalists flee country in Channel Crisis
The media industry is in crisis today as hundreds of journalists have taken to small boats and are determinedly crossing the English Channel in search of asylum in a better country. [read...]
The media industry is in crisis today as hundreds of journalists have taken to small boats and are determinedly crossing the English Channel in search of asylum in a better country. [read...]
Officials concerned at the scrabbling noises from the back of a No. 10 wardrobe yesterday were appraised by the feverish PM that he was seeking to open diplomatic relations with Narnia as part of his effort to improve the supply of much needed ventilators to the NHS. [read...]
Opposition parties reached agreement this evening on their strategy to remove Boris Johnson from Downing Street and prevent a no deal Brexit. After hours of negotiations the leaders of the Lib Dem’s and the SNP have persuaded Jeremy Corbyn to ‘put it to the people’ on a live TV show next Saturday evening (8pm, [read...]
HMRC tonight announced a new policy initiative in trying to combat financial crimes which are apparently running rife across the city of London, particularly with young traders and ‘bankers’ increasingly exploited by ‘gangs’ of hedge fund managers, [read...]
Despite rumours to the contrary, the new series of BBC One’s popular celebrity ancestry show will not feature future PM Boris Johnson. It was believed that Johnson had agreed to take part, and indeed initial research had commenced, [read...]