After a disappointing viewer reaction to a pilot edition of a show in which couples are asked to choose between a number of properties in and around Manchester, Portuguese TV channel, TFP, have abandoned plans to develop it into a series. [read...]
In an outspoken editorial this morning, The Daily Mail has dubbed, Archie, the 3-month-old child of The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, a ‘worthless piece of crap’ and a ‘f*****g ginger loser’. [read...]
Pop icon Olly Murs has announced that he is prepared to use his enormous great face to create a permanent hard border between Northern Ireland and Eire in the event of a ‘no deal’ Brexit. [read...]
White House Press Officer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, has sensationally claimed that under-fire CNN hack, Jim Acosta, launched a frenzied sex attack on a young female intern after she tried to wrest the microphone from the newsman’s grasp during Wednesday night’s fraught press conference at The White House. [read...]
The makers of the iconic James Bond movies have announced that they will be at least two hours longer in duration due to anticipated delays at passport control whenever the crack secret agent is assigned a mission at an exotic European locale. [read...]
