Pop icon Olly Murs has announced that he is prepared to use his enormous great face to create a permanent hard border between Northern Ireland and Eire in the event of a ‘no deal’ Brexit. [read...]
White House Press Officer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, has sensationally claimed that under-fire CNN hack, Jim Acosta, launched a frenzied sex attack on a young female intern after she tried to wrest the microphone from the newsman’s grasp during Wednesday night’s fraught press conference at The White House. [read...]
The makers of the iconic James Bond movies have announced that they will be at least two hours longer in duration due to anticipated delays at passport control whenever the crack secret agent is assigned a mission at an exotic European locale. [read...]
The Saudi Arabian government have made the claim that the missing journalist, Jamel Khashoggi, was killed during a violent melee in the Saudi consulate building in Turkey after the furious newsman launched a number of kung fu stars at terrified staff, [read...]
The BBC has announced that they have won the rights to show recorded highlights of ex-Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, having a lie down on the couch on Saturday afternoons during the forthcoming Premier League season. [read...]
