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Britain’s statues to be coloured in

Walter O'Raleigh Minister for work and pensions Yvette Cooper and the Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw, Secretary of State for Culture, Media & Sport, have announced a joint job-creation scheme in which thousands of British job seekers will be tasked with colouring in the nation’s statues.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2014
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Disappointment for Brazil after football team draws ‘office idiot’ in sweepstake

Pélé could do photocopying much, much better‘In many ways it’s my fault for letting Robinho put his hand in the hat – he should have searched around a bit, rather than pulling out the first name he found.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2014
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Native tribesmen get luxury suite as BBC unveils new twist on survival shows

tribal notions of social etiquette will be challenged‘Out of the Wild’ represents a radical re-imagining of the survival documentary.

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Posted: May 16th, 2014
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Supermarket to offer tantrums via online shopping

go on, try something new todayOnline shoppers will soon be able to experience a more realistic supermarket experience after a new direct-to-your-door tantrum service was unveiled.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2014
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Russia cuts off email joke supply to Ukraine


The flow of email jokes into Europe has been reduced to a trickle following the ongoing dispute between Russia, the world’s biggest producer of online humour, and the Ukraine, a major transit hub in the email joke network.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2014
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