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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore

Washington also crosses his Delaware‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Supermarket to offer tantrums via online shopping

go on, try something new todayOnline shoppers will soon be able to experience a more realistic supermarket experience after Sainsbury’s, one of Britain’s major supermarket chains, announced a new direct-to-your-door tantrum service.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2013
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Party leaders to go head-to-head in ‘It’s a Knockout’ TV spectacular

"here come the Belgians", and anyone else with a vetoGordon Brown has elaborated on his commitment on a live televised encounter with the opposition and seized the election campaign initiative by organising an ‘It’s a Knockout’ style tournament, pitting the Prime Minister against other party leaders.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Flying ants’ fury as another aerobatic display ends in farce

effort put into displays just not being appreciatedThe nation’s flying ant population has announced that it will no longer be putting on aerobatic displays for their human neighbours, after yet another airborne event ended in failure today.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2012
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Authorities ‘winning the War on Muesli’

millions of pounds worth flooding the UK every yearThe rising price of muesli across the globe is proof that the international trade in this illicit breakfast cereal is finally ‘in retreat’ according to the UK’s Serious Organised Crime Agency.

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Posted: May 15th, 2012
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