Christmas perfume advert successfully deciphered
‘For the first time we have been able to give consumers at least half a chance to work out just what the hell is going on.’
Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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Sun newspaper to retune today
Following extensive media coverage, millions of readers have been advised that copies of the Sun newspaper will retune today.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2014
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Outrage as unholy strain of myxomatosis introduced into Meerkovo
Animal rights activists have reacted in horror after the exponential rise in meerkat numbers throughout Europe forced Russian authorities to introduce a genetically modified strain of the myxomatosis virus into the village of Meerkovo.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2014
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Scotland missing; CIA snatch squad suspected
Scotland has been arrested by the CIA for aiding and abetting terrorists and has been spirited away to a secret interrogation centre.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2014
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Love doctors ‘working longer hours than ever’
The NHS has come under fire after a Panorama programme showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting the number of ‘leurve’ doctors trained to deliver emotional and erotic first aid.
Posted: Aug 30th, 2014
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