James Carrick, 35, from Islington, has spoken of his ‘terrifying ordeal’ after his plan to access priority shopping with a fake NHS ID backfired. ‘It’s not worth it guys,’ he said.
‘Sure, I got two days of easy access to pasta and loo rolls. [read...]
“What everyone is dying to know,” said game-developer Matty Parker, “Is whether Deli Alli will be quite as disappointing in virtual reality as he has been in real life this season.” [read...]
“Humans are six degrees apart on this Earth, and Kevin Bacon has been proven time and time again to be at the centre of this contagion network.’ [read...]
After a council of 8 year olds voted to spend the summer playing at Martin’s house, Martin’s dad Pete has been informed his hallway will be out of action for the next two months. [read...]
Legendary ex-England footballer, turned-pundit, Alan Shearer, could face retrospective action if found guilty of a career’s use of the so-called ‘inverse-quenelle’ salute as his celebration for scoring. [read...]
