Two well known politicians have died after falling at a major hurdle in the race to become Mayor of London. Conservative Skye Terrier Boris Johnson, and balding Labour bulldog, Ken Livingstone, were both put down after vets agreed it was the only humane course of action. [read...]
‘Much like a jumper for the upper torso, it is worn over the primary trouser layer and gives extra warmth and protection to the lowest of the vital organs, the knees.’ [read...]
Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amid further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been ‘dumbed down’. The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on plans to include them in future maths exams, [read...]
