Prophets of doom are set to join the hordes of civil servants and small loans advisors on dole queues across Britain as current supplies of doom outweigh future demand.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2010
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‘All the villages around us are twinned,” said Graham Huntsdon of Stuffing Grotwick Parish Council. ‘After a while it starts to get to you when they talk about their trip to France to meet the mayor of the village they’re twinned with.’
Posted: Oct 31st, 2010
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The middle classes of Britain have today gone into shock after revelations that their favourite radio station, BBC Radio 4, has been secretly dumping thousands of tons of smugness into rivers and lakes all over the country.
Posted: Oct 15th, 2010
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‘After years of unnecessary vigilance, I gradually realised that they were never going to come for me,’ said Mr Scranton, a note of disappointment in his voice. ‘I feel I’ve been lied to.’
Posted: Oct 10th, 2010
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‘Dear Tony, I find your alleged complicity in war crimes and association with human rights abusers to be strangely arousing.’
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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