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‘Whitehall Chainsaw Massacre’ lacks sufficient fake blood, say horror fans

‘All we ask is that when the postal service dies, there is the cathartic release of a spectacular blood fountain.’

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2010
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Mother of Nairobi slum family ‘has good days and bad days’

‘We’re not sunk in perpetual misery with flies buzzing round our diseased faces,’ pointed out Rebecca Ngala, mother of four.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Man decides to only oppose wars with memorable bad guys

‘It just all got a bit much,’ he admitted the morning after reading the paper in the pub. ‘I’d only just got my head around which Kadyrov is which in the Chechen conflict.’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2010
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It kept coming and going. Then when I stopped for a cup of tea and some Kendal mint cake I realised it was music, and then I remembered where I’d heard it before. My first thought was, ‘Shit, yes, the Pope’s coming to visit isn’t he?’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Impatient horde of Big Society volunteers still unsure what they should be doing

thousands give uo day's work to ask what they can do for nothing‘I thought there would be a signing-up board, like when people joined the army to fight in the war. But now I’m not feeling so excited any more. I might join the local stitch’n'bitch instead.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2010
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