‘Whitehall Chainsaw Massacre’ lacks sufficient fake blood, say horror fans
‘All we ask is that when the postal service dies, there is the cathartic release of a spectacular blood fountain.’
Posted: Sep 22nd, 2010
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Mother of Nairobi slum family ‘has good days and bad days’
‘We’re not sunk in perpetual misery with flies buzzing round our diseased faces,’ pointed out Rebecca Ngala, mother of four.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Man decides to only oppose wars with memorable bad guys
‘It just all got a bit much,’ he admitted the morning after reading the paper in the pub. ‘I’d only just got my head around which Kadyrov is which in the Chechen conflict.’
Posted: Sep 15th, 2010
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches
‘It kept coming and going. Then when I stopped for a cup of tea and some Kendal mint cake I realised it was music, and then I remembered where I’d heard it before. My first thought was, ‘Shit, yes, the Pope’s coming to visit isn’t he?’
Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Impatient horde of Big Society volunteers still unsure what they should be doing
Tens of thousands of people who became excited by the new government’s ‘Big Society’ plans to run the country on volunteer labour are this week unsure what exactly it is they are meant to be doing, who they should be signing up with, and when it is they will be able to take over the running of the country.
Posted: Sep 9th, 2010
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