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Government to install David Cameron telescreens in every home

remote control now controlled remotelyThe Government has stepped up its plans to increase monitoring of people’s activities by unveiling plans to introduce into every home 24-hour surveillance telescreens that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012
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Cameron to charge for access to Prime Minister’s Questions

all goes to worthy causes‘It’s only reasonable that Mr Cameron is fairly remunerated for his work at PMQs, especially now that he has to pay for his own dinners.’

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2012
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Charles Saatchi stolen by art thieves

Nigella consoling herself by rolling around in chocolatePolice believe Saatchi may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector collector.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2012
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New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

will be asked to belch 'Archbishop of Canterbury' without pausing in the finale‘It’s high time people got to choose their Archbishop according to who can perform the best song and dance routine,’ said executive producer Simon Cowell. ‘I’m no theologian but I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would have wanted.’

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis

column inches filling up d'acres of newsprintEvery woman in Britain can now receive a free, independent evaluation of her body simply by sending The Daily Mail a photograph of herself in a bikini. The body appraisal service will be made available to every woman so long as she agrees to have her picture published alongside a list of ‘constructive criticisms’.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2012
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