An exciting opportunity has arisen at short notice due to staff taking (VERY) early retirement. Would suit couple to live in. (Accommodation included) Benefits include: International travel. Substantial tax free income. Extravagant clothing allowance. Transport provided. [read...]
Despite government assurances that the budget would help them out, millions still can’t afford their first gallon of petrol. [read...]
Controversial internet taxi firm Uber today tried some positive PR by unveiling one of their latest drivers, John Worboys. Head of marketing, Sophie Soffee, said ‘Our latest recruit John is proving a great asset to the company. [read...]
Cyber criminals who hacked a branch of Barclays bank have now given themselves up in the face of catastrophic losses on their account. The scam was running like clockwork after the gang initially succeeded breaking into the system and stealing £1.3 million of customers’ money. [read...]
‘What is a woman, exactly?’ said John Kirkpatrick, 42, wiping his nose on his Red Dwarf T-shirt. [read...]
