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Hague urges government to send troops to Albert Square

The shadow foreign secretary called on the Government to direct armed forces to the east London district following the death of Bradley Branning on Friday evening.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2010
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Elevator company launches new lift which arrives quicker the more you press the button

Responds to phrases such as ‘Come on, come on!’ and ‘For God’s sake!’

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2009
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Government to bail out Tottenham Hotspur with emergency injection of 50 points

After continuing falls in the league position of Tottenham Hotspur, the government has announced that it is stepping in to prop up the ailing North London club with an emergency injection of fifty league points.

The club’s stock has fallen sharply since August with a negative goal difference increasing week on week. A number of competitors such as Hull City took points away from them, causing commentators to speculate that the club was wildly over-valued before the current crisis. BBC’s John Motson described the move as ‘perhaps the most extraordinary day in British football’ and an ‘absolute humiliation for Spurs, as if any more were possible.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2008
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Dramatic increase in the number of proud parents whose sons ‘do something with computers’

Encouraging news that 100% of them ‘are doing very well.’

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2008
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Bill Gates stuns the world with ‘Cardigan 2007’

‘This cardigan marks a new era in smart-casual attire.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2007
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