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‘Don’t blame me’ says Nick Griffin’s black, Muslim father

‘I did my best, I really did’, said the elderly Mr Griffin. ‘I taught him about tolerance, justice, and how to be sympathetic and loving to other people. I taught him about the contribution that immigrants have made to British life over the centuries. I even tried to bring him up as a Muslim, but as soon as he left home he forgot all about it – I am so sorry’.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2010
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Organ donors to be permitted to make exceptions for ‘tossers’

A leaked report from the highest echelons of the NHS suggests that organ donors may soon be allowed to make exceptions for people they don’t like.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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Milk Tray Man beaten to death after delivering chocolates to Vinnie Jones’ wife

‘Milk Tray Man’, the suave, enigmatic individual who has taken it upon himself to deliver individual boxes of chocolates to women across the UK since 1968, died in tragic circumstances yesterday after apparently attempting to break into Vinnie Jones’ bedroom to deliver chocolates to Mrs Jones.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2009
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Meatloaf in dramatic climbdown over ‘that’

Meatloaf has officially announced that, contrary to previous statements in 1994, he would now be prepared to do ‘that’ for love. ‘Some nights I lose the feeling, some nights I lose control,’ admitted the corpulent rocker. Maybe I’m lonely and thats all I’m qualified to be.’

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2009
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Daily Mail apologises for printing rational, balanced letter

'Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but . . . 'Editors acknowledged that the offending letter ‘stuck out rather’ from the more erudite dissertations on offer.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2009
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