Reopened schools are reporting a strange knock-on effect of their communities becoming fungizonal petri dishes of potential disease – the students can’t detect the alarm and deep nervousness of all the new cover teachers that have now been employed to fill in the timetable gaps by those teachers who are shielding because of underlying health… [read...]
As the 1922 Committee announced that Johnson had won the Conservative leadership concert, the delight and bliss experienced by hard Brexiteers that one of their own had finally secured the Premiership was so extreme that all true believers waiting to hear the results in Queen Elizabeth Hall immediately began to vibrate in a haze of light and ascend into heaven in individual beams of light, [read...]
Press Officers have announced that, prior to visiting the Queen on Wednesday to hand over the Great Seal of Office, Theresa May will take to the roof of Downing Street for one final performance of her greatest hits. [read...]
Rumours are emanating from Downing Street that in response to the Speaker’s ruling on MV3, the Prime Minister plans to bring the vote back to Parliament this week in a radically different guise. [read...]
In a surprise to the entertainment Industry, Daniel Day Lewis (three time Oscar Winner and 1999 Rear of the Year) has announced that he plans to come out of retirement to play Karen Bradley in a new film about the Secretary of State’s life. [read...]
