With only a few days to go until the G7 summit, morning meal matters are still unresolved and could lead to a serious diplomatic incident. Government sources have commented that no ‘continental breakfasts’ will be served in the Carbis Bay restaurant to reflect ongoing tension around the NI Protocol with the EU. [read...]
The timings and areas of responsibility for the Zoom Party have been listed below and leaked to the Media: [read...]
In the aftermath of the EHRC report, Jeremy Corbyn has decided to not build a pyramid in his allotment that he had hoped to be buried in. The planned mausoleum included space for artefacts from Corbyn’s political life, [read...]
The Metropolitan Police have appealed for eye-witnesses and warned commuters to always be watchful for other rabid or wild creative arts gangs. [read...]
Reopened schools are reporting a strange knock-on effect of their communities becoming fungizonal petri dishes of potential disease – the students can’t detect the alarm and deep nervousness of all the new cover teachers that have now been employed to fill in the timetable gaps by those teachers who are shielding because of underlying health… [read...]
