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Brexit deadline to clash with Cabinet Zoom Christmas party
The timings and areas of responsibility for the Zoom Party have been listed below and leaked to the Media: [read...]
Articles by Milo Shame
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Corbyn cancels allotment pyramid plan
In the aftermath of the EHRC report, Jeremy Corbyn has decided to not build a pyramid in his allotment that he had hoped to be buried in. The planned mausoleum included space for artefacts from Corbyn’s political life, [read...]
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Man survives feral film critics attack
The Metropolitan Police have appealed for eye-witnesses and warned commuters to always be watchful for other rabid or wild creative arts gangs. [read...]
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Covid infected kids can’t smell substitute teacher’s fear
Reopened schools are reporting a strange knock-on effect of their communities becoming fungizonal petri dishes of potential disease – the students can’t detect the alarm and deep nervousness of all the new cover teachers that have now been employed to fill in the timetable gaps by those teachers who are shielding because of underlying health… [read...]
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Brexiters raptured immediately after Johnson accession
As the 1922 Committee announced that Johnson had won the Conservative leadership concert, the delight and bliss experienced by hard Brexiteers that one of their own had finally secured the Premiership was so extreme that all true believers waiting to hear the results in Queen Elizabeth Hall immediately began to vibrate in a haze of light and ascend into heaven in individual beams of light, [read...]