A lonely woman has been rescued from a dinghy in the English Channel, unusually heading away from Britain. The woman, who would only answer to the name Theresa, was rescued off the coast of Dover at 4am on Saturday. [read...]
Members of Britain’s Most Embarrassing Country Contest team have expressed their disappointment at only coming third, with ‘Brexit, What a Shambles’ despite many insiders suggesting it was the best chance of victory since our winning ‘Suez Crisis’ [read...]
As the Voyager 2 probe became only the second man-made object to leave the solar system for the dark, cold, expanse of deep space, following its sister craft Voyager 1, NASA scientists were taken aback when the two probes started communicating with each other; [read...]
A leak from the offices of Her Majesty’s Attorney General has revealed an obscure clause in Theresa May’s Withdrawal Agreement with the EU that would require the return of a large part of the UK Royal Family to Germany, [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]