The Marvel film studio has announced a new super-villain to stand alongside Magneto, Loki, and the Green Goblin. In their latest movie a guy falls into a giant vat of Fanta, and when he came out he finds he has acquired tremendous powers like no one could even believe. [read...]
Top Tips for driving without a reasonable excuse. Lockdown is a difficult time for everyone. That’s why we’ve come up with these top tips to help you drive around without a reasonable excuse. This simple list gives you the means and the confidence to drive from Manchester to Skegness with a caravan in tow. [read...]
Food manufacturers are taking radical steps to reassure consumers during the pandemic by re-branding their products. Activia will be known as ‘Inactivia’, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter will become ‘I Can’t Believe There’s No Butter’. [read...]
Banksy’s mum has rocked the art world by running his best trousers through a paper shredder. The incident happened after Banksy returned to his parental home for the Lockdown and began painting political graffiti on her walls. [read...]
European scientists have placed a TalkSPORT radio commentator inside the Large Hardon Collider in an attempt to create matter from anti-matter. Top radio host Colin Murray agreed to stand inside the tunnel while being bombarded with nothing-in-particular. [read...]
