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Articles by Myke
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Your Simple Guide to the Three Commonsensical Tiers
To simplify the government’s strategy for tackling the pandemic, warning levels have been broken down into three easy to follow tiers.
The most serious ‘Commonsensical’ level applies to households with a QAnon twitter account and in which at least one family member likes to lick door handles and toilet seats. [read...]
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PM tells northerners’ no more than six to a bed and do not share clogs’
Following a meeting between the Prime Minister and some of his chums, the North of England is to be subject to strict new Covid rules. From Saturday it will be an offence to play in a brass band, [read...]
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PM denies blessing pilgrims from Vatican balcony.
Boris Johnson may have ambitions to become the next Pope, according to Downing Street sources. Having been head boy at Eton, Mayor of London, and Prime Minister, it is believed he wouldn’t mind having a pop at being pontiff. [read...]