An independent commission has found no evidence of Catholicism in the Catholic church. The shock findings suggest factors other than being a catholic are more important in explaining why people are catholic. Class, health, education, [read...]
An ugly fat bloke born between 1941 and 2021 has become an overnight internet sensation. The wrinkly old bastard, who is believed to represent the average UK male citizen, began to appear on websites last week. [read...]
Police who arrested six protestors outside an IKEA store have found two extra protestors they didn’t know they had, along with a mysterious piece of wood with three holes in it. The police were called to the store to break up an illegal gathering and tried to put the protestors into the back of a… [read...]
Social media users who say they are ‘really excited about…’ or ‘so excited to be…’ will face up to ten years in prison under harsh new legislation. People who claim to be ‘super-excited’ could face the death penalty. [read...]
