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UAE probe successfully docks with dissident’s genitals
After a torturous countdown the probe delivered a payload of electricity to the genitals of an orbiting political dissident. [read...]
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Exports of wishful thinking down by 68%, say hauliers
Mr Gove insisted the hold-up is only temporary and that soon every lorry driver in Great Britain will be accompanied by a dusky maiden bearing libations of honeyed ale and KFC bargain buckets. [read...]
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Russian vaccine 92% effective when placed in underpants
The Kremlin has announced its newly developed Sputnik vaccine is 92% effective, but only when sprinkled inside your underpants by a secret agent. President Putin appeared on state news, bare-chested and on horseback, to demonstrate how safe and effective it is. [read...]
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‘They’re all as bad as each other!’ Genius at bus stop slams plan to teach kids politics
Plans to educate school children in the basic principles of politics have been widely condemned by someone standing at a bus stop. It is believed the critics’ boyfriend may also have posted something on a social media forum. [read...]
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Sir Philip Green and Mike Ashley tie the knot in secret wedding
Entrepreneurial giants, Sir Philip Green and Mike Ashley, have rocked the world of high street retail by announcing they are married. The secret ceremony took place on board HMS Blowjob, a luxury yacht owned by vacuum tycoon James Dyson. [read...]