UAE probe successfully docks with dissident’s genitals
After a torturous countdown the probe delivered a payload of electricity to the genitals of an orbiting political dissident. [read...]
After a torturous countdown the probe delivered a payload of electricity to the genitals of an orbiting political dissident. [read...]
Mr Gove insisted the hold-up is only temporary and that soon every lorry driver in Great Britain will be accompanied by a dusky maiden bearing libations of honeyed ale and KFC bargain buckets. [read...]
The Kremlin has announced its newly developed Sputnik vaccine is 92% effective, but only when sprinkled inside your underpants by a secret agent. President Putin appeared on state news, bare-chested and on horseback, to demonstrate how safe and effective it is. [read...]
Plans to educate school children in the basic principles of politics have been widely condemned by someone standing at a bus stop. It is believed the critics’ boyfriend may also have posted something on a social media forum. [read...]
Entrepreneurial giants, Sir Philip Green and Mike Ashley, have rocked the world of high street retail by announcing they are married. The secret ceremony took place on board HMS Blowjob, a luxury yacht owned by vacuum tycoon James Dyson. [read...]