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Man fulfilling lifetime ambition of becoming an astronaut ‘now sh*tting self’

Christ, that's a long way up...‘Suddenly remembered just going to the top of a multi-storey car park made him feel queasy’

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2014
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Scientists confirm couple’s baby ‘actually IS centre of the universe’

Physicists have confirmed that there is in fact a centre of the universe and that it is Benjamin James Milton, an 18-month old toddler from Knutsford, Cheshire.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2014
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Liberal confesses he hasn’t actually spoken to his ‘black friends’ in 30 years

Non-racist credentials called into question following an ‘inappropriate’ remark at a dinner party

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2014
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‘Santa Claus is my mother’ claims seven year old boy

A young Hampshire boy claims that he has uncovered the secret identity of Father Christmas, and that the world’s most famous gift-giver is actually his very own mother.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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New for Christmas 2013: Sky+ remote now lets you pause and rewind live arguments

rewind, pause, go over it again, and again and againHurried onto the market for the important Christmas period, Sky TV have announced a new upgrade of their Sky+ remote control.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2013
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