Liberal confesses he hasn’t actually spoken to his ‘black friends’ in 30 years
Non-racist credentials called into question following an ‘inappropriate’ remark at a dinner party
Posted: Jan 15th, 2014
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‘Santa Claus is my mother’ claims seven year old boy
A young Hampshire boy claims that he has uncovered the secret identity of Father Christmas, and that the world’s most famous gift-giver is actually his very own mother.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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New for Christmas 2013: Sky+ remote now lets you pause and rewind live arguments
Hurried onto the market for the important Christmas period, Sky TV have announced a new upgrade of their Sky+ remote control.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2013
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Role-playing sex games taken too seriously by Method Actor
Joanne Lowe was reported to be angry and frustrated after a suggestion to her husband that they add a spot of role-playing to their sex lives spiralled out of control. Upon hearing the idea of ‘the lonely housewife and the local handyman catching an eyeful as he clears the guttering’, husband Robin, a dedicated method actor, threw himself into the role.
‘I thought it would be a bit of fun while the kids were staying with the grandparents,’ explained 37-year old solicitor Joanne, ‘but Robin really began living the part. He put adverts in the local paper and in the newsagent’s window offering to do gardening, DIY, house clearances, all sorts.’
Posted: Feb 20th, 2011
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Bob the Builder sacked as middle-class parents demand more aspirational kids’ TV stars
Bob the Builder was the highest profile casualty this week as children’s TV channel Cbeebies responded to the demands of its aggressively guilt-ridden parent viewers to ditch the glamorisation of working- to lower-middle class jobs in favour of animated characters pursuing careers ‘that make risking negative equity to get in the right school’s catchment area worthwhile’. As part of a new commitment to quality the BBC has cancelled all shows starring members of the construction industry, postal workers, or ‘any job where there’s a chance their children could be unionised’.
Posted: Apr 5th, 2010
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