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Office manager ‘pretty sure’ he got away with new wig

Mullins had loudly announced to the staff that he had ‘discovered a new barber’, just in case

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2010
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Valentines date was OBVIOUSLY a prank claims brave chess club president

988-chess-nerdMatt insisted he was ‘totally in on’ practical joke

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2010
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Britney Spears to be adopted by African child

African villagers felt a moral duty to do something.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2010
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Liberal confesses he hasn’t actually spoken to his ‘black friends’ in 30 years

non-racist credentials called into question following an ‘inappropriate’ remark at a dinner party

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2010
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Middle Class couple concerned about sponsored child’s academic progress

Couple considering going private

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2010
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