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Boy’s sexual awakening embarrassingly coincides with family’s Bond movie viewing

Won't work out why she's got such a funny name until he's at least fifteenTim Vallely, a 12-year-old boy from Wiltshire, became aware of the power of the intrinsic primal attraction of the opposite sex for the first time this weekend, when sitting on the living room floor while surrounded by three generations of his family watching a Sunday evening James Bond movie.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010
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‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ viewing saves man’s life, ruins many others

even guardian angel got bored of his golf anecdotes‘Hadn’t bothered buying anyone presents on the assumption he’d be long gone’

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2009
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Man hospitalised after leaving 2009 resolutions to the last minute

will start earlier next year, maybe November‘However, he finally succumbed to serious injuries involving his car on New Year’s Eve at some point after his first 10-mile marathon training run in the morning, and before his scheduled attempt to complete the 26.2 mile course in the afternoon.’

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2009
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Man confident he displayed poise and grace after going arse over tit in the snow

After an unexpected slip on a snowy path, businessman James Sterling said he was sure the Xmas crowds that saw his arm-flailing collapse and recovery had admired the way he managed the situation.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2009
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Record label stunned by chart failure of self-deprecating rapper

in da house, with the heating turned up to, ooh, about nineteen degreesHip Hop record label Death Row were shocked at the news that the debut album from modest, grammar school educated London rapper Com P Tenz had failed to ignite the charts. The high-profile new release ‘38MPG’ — named for the fuel efficiency of his Ford Focus Estate, the virtues of which are extolled on the track ‘From tha A to tha B’ — had been expected to provide a refreshing alternative to the relentless extremes of urban grime and hip-hop bling in modern rap, and ‘give a voice to unheard black middle class youth who otherwise would have turned to Leona Lewis’.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2009
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