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NATO to start planning for aftermath of Gaddafi regime ‘any day now’

Gaddafi may become a fashion designerNATO today announced that planning for the aftermath of the overthrow of Colonel Gaddafi would begin any time soon and probably even within ‘the next few weeks’.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to protect 2.3 billion innocent yet hopeful football-mad civilians worldwide and end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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Man can’t decide ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on whether to go and vote ‘yes’ or ‘no’

yes votes to be added to no votes if no votes don't say yesDave Watkins of Bromsgrove, like many others, is struggling to come to a decision on the AV referendum which accurately reflects his needs.

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Posted: May 5th, 2011
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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SAS men discovered in Tripoli disguised as Colonel Gaddafi’s tent

"everything is normal"The team of three, highly trained in the art of concealment, had been covertly monitoring the Libyan leader by disguising themselves as his tent.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2011
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