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Seven minutes to be added at end of Premier League season

At the end of each of the last matches in the Premier league this season, extra time will be played as usual but a further seven minutes will then be added in honour of Sir Alex Ferguson who announced his retirement from Manchester United today.

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Posted: May 8th, 2013
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European Court upholds ‘right to bitch about politicians’

In a victory for the UK, the European Court has upheld the right of British citizens to bitch endlessly about politicians from all parties.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2013
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Millions of Romanians, Bulgarians preparing to ‘avoid UK like the plague’

too much effort to fix itFears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, when movement restrictions are eased later this year.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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Perez drove way over the speed limit, says F1 team mate

The mood at the Bahrain Grand Prix turns ugly with a row erupting as Jenson Button accuses his team-mate Sergio Perez of ruining a perfectly good Sunday afternoon drive by driving round and round for hours at 190 miles an hour with no regard for speed cameras, pedestrians, or entertainment value.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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New woes for government as official figures show speculation up by, say, 30%

could be right although, hang on...Despite a promise in the coalition agreement of a year on year decrease until at least 2015, the UK speculation market this morning peaked well above what government analysts have sparingly calculated to be ‘excessive and dangerous levels’, which could potentially lead to a catastrophic something.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2013
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