The National Knobbishness Council, a quango set up in 2002 to measure the means by which people with too much money and too few brain cells can be identified, has ruled that the white jeep is now the most perfectly indicative sign of a twat in Britain. [read...]
The sudden spate of un-British hot weather has caused a cessation of satirical writing the length and breadth of the land. ‘I know I should be writing satirical points about the imminence of another terror attack,’ said Tarquin, [read...]
In a rare demonstration of international cooperation, leaders around the world have joined together to prevent the planet falling off a precipice. ‘No matter what happens, we have your back,’ said the three leaders, who normally engage in a little ribald teasing of each other. [read...]
It was announced today that the so-called “science march”, protesting against President Trump’s alleged inaction in the face of climate change, is to be peer reviewed to check the validity of its conclusions. “It’s all very well saying ‘Trump is a bigoted asshole’, [read...]
Prime minister Theresa May has sparked scenes of joy across the country after announcing a general election, giving every voter in Britain their say on the colour of the handcart we are all going to hell in. [read...]
