A man from Redditch has been ostracised by his mates after saying he doesn’t really think that the smash hit drama, Peaky Blinders, ‘was much good really’. He made the comment last night at the pub, [read...]
Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011. The sum of all British culture will be concealed in one tea caddy and which, [read...]
Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes weasels and horny warthogs. Ironically thanks to Mr. [read...]
In a tragic turn of events, an administration error has meant that John Henry Newman’s two ‘miracles’ have now been recognized as ‘spells’. Although the Catholic Church is big fan of the intercession of saints, [read...]
