Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French. Moving from a defeatist shade of red to a resplendent royal blue, [read...]
Not content with making Katie Hopkins look like a moderate, the out-of-work actor has continued his campaign to liberate, privately educated snowflakes from the shackles of ‘white privilege’. Mr. Fox insisted that racism was a fiction, [read...]
Auditors are concerned that spiralling costs could see HS2 invoice the taxpayer for £106bn or the equivalent of a ‘Family Return to Crawley’. The controversial London to Birmingham line has taken over four years, with no end in sight – which is an accurate description of the current journey. [read...]
Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
Observant members of the public have questioned the wisdom of space army clothed in jungle camouflage. Yet the President has declared a real and immediate threat to the Earth from cosmic vegetables, whose sole intent is to stop Mr. [read...]
