Despite biting his tongue for all of two minutes, Tom Beggs (44) has risen to the challenge of pontificating on a subject he knows ‘f’all about’. Now that Sinead O’Connor has embraced Islam, Tom felt confident providing nuanced spiritual advice, [read...]
Three years after the theft of the majority of her bike, cyclist Alicja Wiśniewski (29) is reaching the conclusion that her solitary wheel will no longer be reunited with the missing parts. Alicja’s opinion is that the lock is now as redundant as burglar alarm for Poundland, [read...]
If you are planning to host an event in a Saudi Embassy, of your choice, there are important social niceties to observe; such as to cover the furniture in plastic sheets, keep fingerprints to a minimum and only kill your guests after the coffee has been served. [read...]
Understandably the entire UK is at loss for what to do, now that the Royal Wedding is over, all the cake has been sold on EBay and every forelock has been tugged. Sadly, Daily Express journalists now have forty pages to fill, [read...]
It’s being claimed that some time in the not too distant future whenever we telephone a major corporation, the phone will not be answered by an automated robot, but in fact the voice we hear on the other end of the line will be a real human being! [read...]
