Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies. A slim-line Mr. Watson told reporters never again would he succumb to starchy trade unions or refined nationalization [read...]
Politicians of all hues have condemned children being exposed to extremists, particularly if it’s their parents. Known in wrestling circles as the ‘Dystopian Etonian’, Mr Rees-Mogg is a proponent of a removal of all EU legislation and the return of the East India Company. [read...]
Scientists have found traces of, what they believe to be, the world’s most cringe-worthy piece of televisual schmaltz. The main culprits are a choreographed missed cue by Tess Daly, a pun involving the offside-trap by Gary Lineker or Jo Coburn smiling to camera. [read...]
The divine Emperor Hadrian has issued an official decree, under which the wearing of outlandish costumes during gladiatorial contests at Rome’s Colosseum will no longer be permitted, starting with this week’s Palatine Games, which are sponsored by Mars. [read...]
With the influence of Heston Blumenthal now stretching far and wide and food dishes getting ever more bizarre in terms of presentation and content, if in any doubt just watch Great British Menu or Masterchef, [read...]
