The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth. Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: ‘Regardless of the outcome, I think we can assume that the whole thing is a joke’ [read...]
Not sure if you are a rampant racist? Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing? Not a fan of Woody Allen movies? You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to our handy guide, you can now sort out the good from the Corbyn. [read...]
Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has GCSE German. Post-Brexit, all young women will be required to say an oath of allegiance to the Independent Caliphate of Great Britain and its faith in warm beer. [read...]
The world of fantasy fiction has been rocked to its very core following a claim that avuncular Hogwart’s Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, and Middle Earth’s uber-wizard Gandalf, are in fact one and the same person, and that just one of them would have been ‘perfectly adequate’ to appear as the ultimate force for good in both… [read...]
Left/Right wing, Young/Old, Mammal/Lesser-spotted toad – all have joined together to flip the Prime Minister the two-fingered salute. Natural enemies have put aside their differences and with one resounding voice, have told Theresa May to ‘eff off’. [read...]
