Edith Boxall, 76, from Halesowen in the West Midlands has emerged as the hot favourite to win this year’s Masterchef competition, after John Torode declared her ‘deconstructed’ main course of shepherd’s pie and boiled cabbage a ‘retrochic masterpiece’. [read...]
A row has broken out between Britain’s main news and current affairs broadcasters and the nation’s ‘fuller figured’ community over how they are portrayed in features and stories. Barry Neville, Chairman of Roly-Poly People said: ‘Every time there is an obesity-related item in news bulletins it is illustrated by showing footage of larger people from… [read...]
The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque. The larger the lie, the more glamorous he becomes; hence the failure of headlines such as ‘Corbyn beds the Spice Girls’, [read...]
Having rattled through more parties than Charlie Sheen, the ex-Labour/TIG/CUK MP is looking settle down for the foreseeable future – all ten minutes of it. Currently the Lib Dems are favourites to benefit from Mr Umunna’s unique brand of loyalty; [read...]
The class A drug has distanced itself from accusations that Michael Gove’s erratic and maniacal behaviour was the result of anything other than too much Michael Gove. It insisted that it had not gone anywhere near his ‘wine-soaked conk’ [read...]
