After a culmination of generations of messianic prophecies and the consumption of millions of Easter eggs, the Second Coming has at last been triggered by toddler from Fleet, Hampshire. Vatican officials are reluctant at this stage to categorise this event as a miracle but admit it is certainly a ‘surprise’.’ [read...]
Friend’s Reunited, the original World Wide Web darling of a middle-aged nation, has hung up its tie and satchel for the final time paving the way for ‘Bellends Uninvited’, a website allowing users to undo all those unwanted connections from the late nineties. [read...]
There were tearful scenes in North London yesterday as Kate Winslet reacted with stunned humility and was then overcome with emotion at her surprise win of £10 on a National Lottery scratch-card.
The card had been bought for her by her husband, [read...]
Internet giant Google has begun a foray into the parts of the world as yet unavailable to them with the launch of a pen which records your handwriting and sends the information you provide back to the Googleplex in California. [read...]