In a remarkable initiative to help their customers during the coronavirus pandemic, supermarkets have begun displaying ‘Donate to Landfill’ collection boxes. Instead of queuing up to strip the shelves in person, anxious shoppers can simply put money in the collection boxes. [read...]
‘This special measure is designed to reassure the great British public and to allay understandable concerns,’ said Prime Minister Boris Johnson. ‘From today, there is absolutely no need for panic buying.’ [read...]
Millions of elderly people are withdrawing their pension funds for cash, because the new plastic banknotes are unattractive to rodents, it has emerged. Previous issues of banknotes were favoured by rats and mice during economic downturns, [read...]
Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
