His Holiness the Pope has asked God if it’s OK to be a bit less ‘Pontifical’. A conference call with the deity and diverse angels in the realms of glory was last week held to discuss the matter. [read...]
‘People who think we’re the most pampered dogs in the world have got the wrong end of the stick’, said one Buckingham Palace corgi. ‘Oooh, a stick, throw it throw it throw it’ said another. [read...]
Managers at John Lewis have organised seven days a week sleepovers in the bedding department, often two to a bed to keep costs down. [read...]
‘Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n’ baguette franchises empty’ [read...]
Vegetarians have accused the BBC’s Andrew Neill of having an excessively meaty face. ‘It looks like a well-aged sirloin steak and the top reminds you of when you get a pork scratching with a hair in it’, [read...]
