Tears will replace test runs next year as Australia switches from cricket to crying as a national pastime. ‘So many of our sportsmen have demonstrated excellence at whimpering before an international corps of hardened sports journalists,’ sobbed Mike Smythe, [read...]
A man who says he is leaving Facebook is still on Facebook because he wants to see who else is leaving before he leaves Facebook, which he definitely will. He posted: ‘I am definitely leaving eventually, [read...]
Black Holes are an area the size of Wales (but with fewer irritating road signs). They can be fit into an empty crisp packet, which can be inflated then popped, sending cheese and onion fragments incalculably infinite distances into the universe forever. [read...]
1: Beautiful long translucent net curtain, stretching for the whole of the border. It wafts in the soft Irish Air, allowing free-ish access both ways. Possibly a neutral light cream colour, but it must be machine washable! [read...]
Users of a new smartphone recognition system have been surprised by the personal way the voice based algorithm has responded to users getting into their devices. ‘If I were you I would reconsider that moustache,’ it told one beta user. [read...]
