Theresa May’s plan to bring succour to each and every one of the UK’s approximately 150,000 hospital patents will demonstrate the caring, empathetic side of the Prime Minister’s personality, while simultaneously reducing waiting lists. ‘The very thought of a visit from Mrs May seems to have curative properties,’ a Department of Health spokesperson said. [read...]
Slices of toast have popped up all over the UK to criticize metaphors applied to Theresa May. “I for one am fed up to the crusts with this ‘Theresa is toast’ claim”, said a piece of grilled brown Warburtons from Nottingham. [read...]
Stung by the revelation that its election campaign did not understand the worlds of enterprise and high finance, the contenders for the party leadership have vowed to prove their business credentials. This will start next week, [read...]
In a bid to snatch back public attention from Labour’s Ed Miliband, who this week enthused the young electorate with his casual chat with hipster Russell Brand, PM David Cameron has released footage of a ‘laid back chin wag’ with former funny man and casual racist, [read...]
