He is an internationally famous professional ballroom dancer who dabbled disastrously in centre-left politics. She earned her fame on the radio by saying things about pop records, putting them on, then taking them off and saying more things, [read...]
After its success in highlighting hidden domestic abuse and controlling behaviour, the Archers new plot will involve bringing peace to the warring regions of the Syrian border. [read...]
‘I am privileged to remove the faecal residue left by Mr Nick Robinson from the newsroom toilet bowls of the BBC,’ said Milos Kerar from Slovenia. ‘Mr Robinson is well worth the estimated £175,000 a year he is paid by the licence fee payer, [read...]
In the wake of an unfolding crisis, Britain is to have its first Minister of Cake by the end of this article, with the powers to step in and end the crisis with the aid of police, [read...]
It was a system of compulsory metalwork, grim lavatories, underage pregnancy (despite domestic science for girls) and victimisation of RE teachers, in which a majority of children learned to smoke, fight boredom and each other, [read...]
