25 years after the hit movie, Back to the Future, scientists at Cerne have discovered time travellers from the real future have already made a prequel to the film, which was secretly released ten years before the 1989 original, [read...]
Boris Johnson has been seen staring hard in front of him and wiggling his bottom, partially obscured by a bush. ‘It’s a classic sign that he is getting ready to pounce,’ say onlookers. ‘He’ll be absolutely silent, [read...]
The BBC, taken by surprise by a production that people actually want to watch, have produced a list of spin off productions to be screened over the next twelve months. The Oddie-Guard – a world renowned ornithologist protecting birds on a three seater bicycle. [read...]
Sources close to Boris Johnson’s pants say they may be loaded with horribly explosive material and the contents could easily blow up in his or others’ faces. [read...]
They are silent, dedicated, brave and willing to face any challenge their specialist undercover work might throw at them. But a spokesperson for the secret government security industry says colleagues are ‘terrified’ they may be chosen as new PPO to Andrea Leadsom, [read...]
