European standards regulating the softness of toilet paper may mean Brexiteers wiping their bottoms on their own disused leaflets until new UK regulations can be put in place, if a hard Brexit goes through. In a complex calculation, [read...]
The company which supplies paddles that help rescue canoers and others from difficult situations which cause a public stink has ceased trading after reporting ‘turdulent marketing conditions.’ SCPC’s CEO Derek Smythe told reporters ‘Given recent events over the past year we expected much higher demand for our product than was actually realised, [read...]
A British tourist, Hugh Smythe had his dream fly drive holiday spoiled when he unexpectedly got his kicks on a highway not associated with an iconic popular song. [read...]
Radio 4’s Desert Island is the latest territory to fall victim to the coronavirus pandemic, with the number of castaways, dead or alive, nearing 3200 and many – including Leopold Stokowski and Basil Brush – [read...]
Civil servants in the Home Office who are working at home during the coronavirus emergency can still expect surprise visits from the Home Secretary, Whitehall sources confirmed. ‘It’s important that Mrs Patel continues her belittling, [read...]
