Politics has said sorry to the nation for accidentally becoming interesting. ‘We cherish our reputation as ‘show business for ugly people’ said Politics, ‘and we want to protect our long held capacity to bore the pants off the electorate then quietly shaft them up the arse, [read...]
Toast has repeated its displeasure at being compared to the Prime Minister. Mrs May has put what many have called a ‘Marmite’ deal on the table, and continues to behave as if butter wouldn’t melt, [read...]
The shouts are familiar. ‘Have you lost control of Brexit, Mrs May?’ ‘Has the prime Minister cocked up Brexit, Mr Hammond?!’ ‘Do those new shoes hurt, Mr Gove!?’. Specially trained shouty men hired by the media have stood outside number 10 for decades, [read...]
Time was when the follow-through didn’t mean an early bath in competitive farts, and the classic finish was a number one then a double two. [read...]
After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
