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Radio 4 geneticists create Moral Maize

John Humphrys' tax affairs yet to be investigatedThe ‘moral maize’ will make those who eat it less prone to anger and more likely to listen to the Today programme

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2014
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Jamie Oliver creates World Cup recipes for disaster

it'll all be over in 15 minutesJamie Oliver has created an exciting new range of firm World cup snacks that can be enjoyed conveniently while staring open-mouthed at unfolding sporting disaster or genocidal pandemonium in Brazil.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2014
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Ex-servicemen mark Bidet celebrations

6th June 1944 is still a special day in the memory of Corporal Mike Smythe of the Devonshire Regiment. He had never seen a bidet until his amphibious craft landed on Sword beach and no-one had explained the significance of Bidet to him.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2014
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Saudi woman banned from not driving driverless cars

The Saudi Arabian government has ruled that women must not drive Google’s new driverless cars, in a ruling that liberals have criticised for creating a law that appears to break itself. ‘Surely saying they must not not be driven by women means they must be driven by women,’ said one

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2014
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Lord Rennard to play Cyril Smith in Lib Dem biopic

‘Cyril was brilliant at connecting with young voters, especially young men,’ said an excited Lord Rennard. ‘Similarly, I have succeeded in getting into more young women at parties – er, I mean getting more young women into the party.’

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2014
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