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Miliband to acquire white van and visible bumcrack

‘Send ‘em back where they belong, is what I say, subject to the Human Rights Act and existing EU Legislation and the employment needs of a newly recovering economy.’

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2014
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Amateur brushers banned from using Oral B Pro-Expert toothpaste

oral b-ware‘Only people who have sat down and studied every aspect of dental science can truly understand the complex formulae of a properly pro-expert toothpaste.’

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2014
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Bluetooth devices protest against ‘arranged pairings’

Bluetooth devices have reacted angrily to being forced into pairings with other devices without their consent.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2014
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Gromit insists he has ‘full confidence’ in Wallace

Gromit has denied initiating a whispering campaign aimed at unseating his master and co-star, Wallace, in the run up to the general election.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2014
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Hopes fading that WW1-related programming will be over by Christmas

It's all repeats!Hopes that huge quantities of World War One-related programming might be over by Christmas have been quashed.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2014
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