Spiritual enlightenment found through purchase of 42″ HD TV

Theologists and Buddhist gurus have today begun a complete re-think of the path to enlightenment after a thirty-six year old man from Bristol achieved perfect inner Zen after buying a middle of the range Toshiba television from the Dixons electrical store at a retail park on Saturday.
Posted: Jan 16th, 2009
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