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Spiritual enlightenment found through purchase of 42″ HD TV

Theologists and Buddhist gurus have today begun a complete re-think of the path to enlightenment after a thirty-six year old man from Bristol achieved perfect inner Zen after buying a middle of the range Toshiba television from the Dixons electrical store at a retail park on Saturday.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2009
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Charity collectors more annoying than the actual disease

So called ‘charity mugging’ is now recognized as a major social menace.

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Posted: May 21st, 2008
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Human race voids Earth warranty

Man has apparently broken the terms of the agreement including ‘inappropriate misuse’, ‘over-exposure to sunlight’ and more imminently ‘immersing in water’.

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Posted: May 10th, 2008
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Daily food report; oily fish may cease to be healthy by mid-afternoon

An increased risk of heart attacks in the morning will improve throughout the day.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2008
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Microsoft’s environmental policy slammed as files from recycle bins are found on landfill sites

Photos and Word documents digitally shipped to the Far East to be printed out and discarded

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2007
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