The Chinese state World Health Organisation has released its findings into the origins of the coronavirus.
Reading from a sheet prepared for him by President Xi Jinping, blindfolded Who mission chief, Peter Ben Embarek, [read...]
According to research, if turtles carry on using plastic bags at this rate, the ice caps will totally melt by the middle of next year, and the world will run out of plastic. Leading naturalist, [read...]
‘Six-thirty! Six-thirty in the morning! How is that anything like reasonable?’, fumed Mr Ian Duncan, a part-time organic yoghurt blending specialist from Manchester and currently a ‘guest’ in a government approved hotel. [read...]
I’ve seen over-worked nurses here blubbering away when they have to tell some posh hooray type in Hampstead that ‘daddy’ is calling his telephone the ‘dog and bone.’ [read...]
