Squiffy haired pus machine and Prime Minister of the Twilight Zone, Boris Johnson has stopped the world as we know it coming to an end. Somehow, he has managed to achieve the impossible by applying his bumbling, [read...]
The world’s most humourless walking pumpkin, Donald Trump, has finally recognised he needs to officially lose not only the US election, but also a few pounds of blubber from his waist and most other areas of his anatomy. [read...]
Leader of the House and CEO of the UK’s largest recliner manufacturer, Jacob Rees-Mogg, is calling into question the wisdom of injecting the contemptible lower orders with a dose of Her Majesty’s Oxford vaccinatory vapours. [read...]
After Pfizer and some other disreputable ISIS run Biotech Vaxx killer corporation announced their useless vaccines, the world-renowned Trump Labs have blown them both out the water. CEO Trump says the other vaccines aren’t even ready yet, [read...]
The nation’s favourite annual appeal hits the telly boxes this week. Promising a jam-packed extravaganza of top Tory toff entertainment, the show will be hosted by the hilarious and ever-popular human dynamo, Michael Gove. After raising a record £36bn last year for such deserving Tory causes as the penal reform group ‘Hang ’em High,’ [read...]
