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Downing St recruits Wiley and Katie Hopkins to host new press briefing show
Following the global runaway success of the daily Boris briefings, Downing St has been looking for a professional presenter to take it to the next level. Recruitment ads were placed across the media with 100,000 people applying, [read...]
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Climate emergency declared after Greta Thunberg’s freezer breaks down
Swedish teenager and environmentalist, Greta Thunberg, has singlehandedly brought the planet to the brink of climate disaster. After typing a long, angry letter to President Trump on her old manual typewriter, berating him for not doing anything about climate change, [read...]
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Track & Trace a complete failure after only finding Lord Lucan and Red October
The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
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Britney Spears changing ‘racist’ name to Britney Pointy Sticks
American singer, dancer and particle physicist Britney Spears has announced she is changing her name to Britney Pointy Sticks, after receiving thousands of emails and tweets saying that her name is causing offence and could be seen as racist and supporting the colonialist past. [read...]