Under the Modern Witchcraft Act (2021), it became a capital offence to claim to understand the plot in the current series of Line of Duty. The first to be burned at the stake at Smithfield Market will be Dr Carole Smythe, [read...]
People who write long screeds about all the terrible things they went through and conclude them with sentences like ‘But I turned out all right’ are talking a load of old bollocks, it has emerged. [read...]
Fans of extremely self-absorbed rich people are celebrating after a middle-aged couple from London, Dorset, Melton Mowbray and London again, finally achieved the long sought-after Holy Grail of TV property porn.
Richard and Venetia Hume-Walker, [read...]