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Brexit Pie

It was just two years ago I can still remember How UKIP’s nonsense used to make me smile But Nige knew if he had the chance He’d make them all hate Spain and France And they they’d all turn stupid for a while Then Boris Johnson made me shiver The referendum had delivered Fake news… [read...]

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Pheasants thick

Pheasants are as thick as pigshit, it has emerged. According to ornithologists, most wild birds belie the term ‘bird brain’ with their phenomenal powers of migration and searching for food, but pheasants just twat about the fields pecking aimlessly at grain before running into country lanes, [read...]

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