The Ronan family have asked that husband and father, Tim Ronan, return to working from the office as soon as possible. They have cited his constant presence in the home as having a detrimental effect on the family he professes to love. [read...]
In a decision that has rocked the literary world, Southeastern rail’s experimental ‘Trial by Heat’, a contentious ‘novel’ extracted entirely from the company’s Twitter feed – has been longlisted for the Man Booker prize. ‘It is at times hilarious, [read...]
The grandparents, Jane and Dave Johnston, issued the denial after their son and daughter-in-law suggested they were using the coronavirus, and the elderly’s susceptibility to it, as an excuse to avoid babysitting duties. [read...]
‘It just happened,’ said septuagenarian Geoff Taylor of his big breakthrough. ‘After months of mistakenly calling Chloe by the name of Tom’s ex-wife, I just got it.’ ‘He was doubly pleased with himself because it happened just in time for Tom and Chloe’s visit on Boxing Day,’ his wife Jan explained. [read...]
A small number of voters yesterday refused to vote in the European elections, not due to disillusionment with the European and UK political class, but because they believe that the European elections were better when it was just them who voted and cared. [read...]
