Matt Hancock has asked that the body of King Richard 3rd, currently buried in Leicester Cathedral, be urgently tested for Covid 19. At a private press conference, the Health Secretary announced, ‘I am giving the order now for King Richard 3rd’s body to be urgently tested for the Coronavirus. [read...]
Whilst Boris Johnson has long been an admirer of Winston Churchill, even attempting mimic the great wartime leader, insiders believe his Special Advisor, Dominic Cummings, now wants the PM to be more like President Franklin Roosevelt and use a wheelchair in order to help sell his ‘Rooseveltian’ ‘new deal’, [read...]
Matt Hancock will announce a second U turn this week in the search for an effective track and trace system. Insiders say the government has now decided to abandon the Apple and Google model and instead will ask Liam Neeson to do the job instead. [read...]
There is alarm in some ministerial circles that the combined stress of the current crises coupled with a period of illness with the Coronavirus has changed the Prime Minister. Gone is the cheerful optimistic liar and in has come a more miserable and less certain liar. [read...]
Sources inside Parliament have revealed that the real reason why MPs are reluctant to return to the House of Commons is that social distancing rules mean games of tag during break time will now be ruined. [read...]
