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Putin given peerage
Russian billionaire newspaper owner Evgeny Lebedev who was also nominated to be a cross bench peer and will sit alongside Putin, a don’t double-cross me bench peer [read...]
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Hancock orders the body of Richard 3rd to be tested for Covid 19
Matt Hancock has asked that the body of King Richard 3rd, currently buried in Leicester Cathedral, be urgently tested for Covid 19. At a private press conference, the Health Secretary announced, ‘I am giving the order now for King Richard 3rd’s body to be urgently tested for the Coronavirus. [read...]
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Johnson to use wheelchair to promote ‘New Deal’ definitely not because of recent press-up mishap
Whilst Boris Johnson has long been an admirer of Winston Churchill, even attempting mimic the great wartime leader, insiders believe his Special Advisor, Dominic Cummings, now wants the PM to be more like President Franklin Roosevelt and use a wheelchair in order to help sell his ‘Rooseveltian’ ‘new deal’, [read...]
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Liam Neeson to become government’s new track and trace system
Matt Hancock will announce a second U turn this week in the search for an effective track and trace system. Insiders say the government has now decided to abandon the Apple and Google model and instead will ask Liam Neeson to do the job instead. [read...]
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Fears Johnson now receiving advice from a sprig of Sage
There is alarm in some ministerial circles that the combined stress of the current crises coupled with a period of illness with the Coronavirus has changed the Prime Minister. Gone is the cheerful optimistic liar and in has come a more miserable and less certain liar. [read...]