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Homeopath to start offering ‘assisted-suicide’ remedy
The number of eligible people is thought to be high. [read...]
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Robert Peston’s smugness growing as world nears economic meltdown
‘We’ve tried to get him doing some positive stories about economic growth, but he thinks he’s the poster boy of economic Armageddon.’ [read...]
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Archaeologists hail unearthing of Chris Huhne’s moral compass
Investigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark. [read...]
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Unemployment figures slashed as government deems motherhood a full-time job
In the latest bid to tackle soaring unemployment figures, the government has today announced the reclassification of motherhood as full-time employment. [read...]
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RBS say ‘glitch’ that caused credit crunch now fixed
The Royal Bank of Scotland has today come out and apologised for the ‘minor glitch’ in its systems which caused it to almost crumble into bankruptcy and need a multi-billion pound bail-out from every UK taxpayer, [read...]