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Iain Duncan Smith to host primetime TV immigration quiz show
The contestants face a series of interrogations from both Duncan Smith and ‘The Wanker’, a mystery voice from the DWP who sneers derisively at their pleas on the end of a telephone line. [read...]
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European Space Agency fines Philae Lander for negative TripAdvisor Review
A tourist has been fined 100 Euros by the European Space Agency (ESA) for leaving critical comments about them on travel review website Travel Advisor.
Mr Philae Lander posted the negative comments whilst holidaying on the ‘paradise retreat’ [read...]
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Harry Redknapp ‘doesn’t understand writing’
QPR boss Harry Redknapp says he’s ‘not got a clue’ and ‘couldn’t give a toss’ about advances in communications technology over the last thirty millennia. [read...]
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House of Commons ‘black-eyed babbling ghoul’ turns out to be Ed Miliband
Former Home Secretary Johnson Alan Johnson revealed today that the spectral, black-eyed ‘lost soul’ seen haunting the corridors of the Palace of Westminster over the last few months is, in fact, Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. [read...]