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Iain Duncan Smith to host primetime TV immigration quiz show

Fair, transparent and completely on scheduleIn an initiative to make its strict new rules for immigrants to the UK more palatable to the British public, the Department for Work and Pensions are to introduce a TV quiz show into the popular teatime slot.

‘Dole Or No Dole’ will be compered by DWP Secretary Iain Duncan Smith as inquisitor ‘The Quiet Man’, and features 100 immigrant applicants being whittled down to one successful candidate every episode.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2013
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Elderly scorpion gets Dimbleby tattoo on arse

‘It was either that or Sting,’ said the scorpion.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2013
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Kate’s portrait painter ‘has thing for Edwina Currie’

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2013
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Mitt Romney finally finds use for a woman during dignified concession speech

Romney 'Humble, magnanimous, grateful, masterful'

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2012
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Advert: Scare away trick-or-treaters with a PaedoMask

children being told never to accept 'treats' from strangers
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Posted: Oct 31st, 2012
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