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London man is first victim as deadly Sahara menace falls from sky

Sahara fallout to continue for days
A passer-by captures the moment a 35 year old merchant banker was struck down on the City streets earlier today.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014
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Russian cannibal rats ghost ship spotted in Staines High Street

Fears of bubonic plague were played down today by Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, Eric Pickles.
‘As long as I’m in control there is no cause for panic.” he said. “I deal with cannibal rats in the House of Commons on a daily basis.’

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2014
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Old Master found in barn

A long lost masterpiece by Murillo has been discovered in a stable in Tring. The painting, entitled “The Selfie Adoration of The Magi” is believed to represent the vanity of man in the presence of a ‘higher’, more altruistic being, Murillo basing the characters on politicians of his time.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Iain Duncan Smith to host primetime TV immigration quiz show

Fair, transparent and completely on scheduleIn an initiative to make its strict new rules for immigrants to the UK more palatable to the British public, the Department for Work and Pensions are to introduce a TV quiz show into the popular teatime slot.

‘Dole Or No Dole’ will be compered by DWP Secretary Iain Duncan Smith as inquisitor ‘The Quiet Man’, and features 100 immigrant applicants being whittled down to one successful candidate every episode.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2013
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Elderly scorpion gets Dimbleby tattoo on arse

‘It was either that or Sting,’ said the scorpion.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2013
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