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‘Country set’ in rush to buy nuclear-powered Aga

With oil prices continuing to rise, makers of the popular cooking range Aga have introduced a new nuclear powered model which is proving particularly popular in the gentrified rural areas of Britain.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2014
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Kate ‘Kate Kate’

Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate.

“Kate Kate Kate,” Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate, Kate Kate.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2013
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Nation celebrates ‘prettiest A levels ever’

more certificates than ever received A* grades

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2011
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Egyptians demand president who at least knows how to use Twitter

reassuring group texts required by entire populationA tweet from the US State Department suggested Mubarak ‘should really get himself an iPhone and learn how to use his thumbs’.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Wogan to form interim Irish Government

'There's never been a better time to come across'Against a backdrop of discord and confusion, veteran broadcaster Terry Wogan, who dearly loves the ‘old country’, has agreed to take over running Ireland for a while in the interests of stability as that nation’s politicians sort themselves out.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2011
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