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US Democrats admit Obama ‘unlikely to be next presidential nominee’, but not sure why

“‘He’s a pretty tall guy, but man have you seen the size of his feet, I mean, Jeez where’d he get ‘em from? I can’t think of any other reason why he shouldn’t be the candidate, but there’s no way I’m voting for someone with feet his size,’ said one Democrat activist from Cincinnati.”

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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Nation celebrates ‘prettiest A levels ever’

more certificates than ever received A* grades

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2011
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Egyptians demand president who at least knows how to use Twitter

reassuring group texts required by entire populationA tweet from the US State Department suggested Mubarak ‘should really get himself an iPhone and learn how to use his thumbs’.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Wogan to form interim Irish Government

'There's never been a better time to come across'Against a backdrop of discord and confusion, veteran broadcaster Terry Wogan, who dearly loves the ‘old country’, has agreed to take over running Ireland for a while in the interests of stability as that nation’s politicians sort themselves out.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2011
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Scientists discover snowflake identical to one which fell in 1963

The team of researchers, backed by a £20m grant, were able to make an identical match to the famous Bentley flake, photographed 47 years ago by amateur snowflakeologist Wilson Bentley.

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010
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