Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton
Hillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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Real IRA re-considering its position after Republic of Ireland declared ‘crap’
The Real IRA is to end all terrorist activities after failing to come up with an answer to the question ‘who in their right mind would actually want to reunite with this piece of shoite in the South?’.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2010
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Thousands of European bankers take to their desks to support ‘Yes to Austerity’ campaign
Hundreds of thousands of bankers rallied together today to protest against the protesters who were protesting against them.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2010
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Man burning copies of Tony Blair’s memoirs ‘not getting any publicity whatsoever’
Derek Bevan of Worcester admits he ‘may have overestimated’ how controversial his burning of copies of A Journey was going to be.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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Government to encourage poor people to catch their own food
Details have emerged from the budget for plans to train ‘dole-scroungers’ in the arts of bushcraft. The scheme, hidden within the reduced budget for the SureStart programme, will see sofa-huggers cast out into the countrified areas of Britain in search of a decent meal.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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