In an exclusive interview in the bowels of his Whitehall lair, Lord Mandelson celebrates needling the Tories for the landmark 1,000th time since 1997.
Posted: May 11th, 2010
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Posted: Apr 8th, 2010
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‘It’s not quite the God particle we’ve been looking for, ‘said Professor Mann, head of the Atlas Project at CERN, ‘but it’s a miracle nonetheless.’
Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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The world’s last remaining infallible being, Tony Blair, has agreed to hear confession from the Pope on a range of issues that are said to be weighing heavily on the Pontiff.
‘We thought that if only he could find solace in some higher authority we could clear all this mess up this Sunday and move forward into a new week with a clear conscious,’ said Cardinal Mazzavetto.
Posted: Mar 27th, 2010
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Professor Richard Dawkins has once again courted controversy by questioning the long-established view, held by many, that helpful banking really does exist. Arguing against examples of homes being purchased with bank money ‘at the going rate’, Dawkins has asserted that there is absolutely no way in a sustainable model of life on earth that the concept of really good financial deals was anything more than the ‘product of deranged minds’ which simply fool far too many people into imagining that their entire existence, and that 27 inch HD TV in the living room, are viable, somehow righteous, and gifted from higher beings.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009
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