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Near miss as Large Hadron Collider discovers ‘Son of God’ particle

‘It’s not quite the God particle we’ve been looking for, ‘said Professor Mann, head of the Atlas Project at CERN, ‘but it’s a miracle nonetheless.’

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Tony Blair agrees to take confession from Pope

another international crisis successfully resolved‘We thought that if only he could find solace in some higher authority we could clear all this mess up this Sunday and move forward into a new week with a clear conscience.’

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2010
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Dawkins questions theory of ‘helpful banking’

Maverick now challenging another age-old assertion Concept of ‘a really good financial deal’ exposed as nothing more than the ‘product of deranged minds’.

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2009
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Tony Blair ‘could be launched in 45 minutes’

A report from the Joint Intelligence Committee in conjunction with the Daily Telegraph has concluded that Tony Blair could be airborne and seeking somewhere to land within as little as three quarters of an hour.

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Posted: Dec 5th, 2009
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Government recognises ‘Modern Warfare 2′ syndrome

the burden of having do a spreadsheet can become 'overwhelming'Online support is being offered by the charity Help for Zeroes.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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