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Court grants Pistorius ‘cattle grid’ bail

The unprecedented bail condition was imposed by Magistrate Desmond Nair because he said Pistorius had the ability to ‘jump bail’.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2013
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Catholics ‘despondent’ after Rafael Benitez accepts vacant Pope position

he maka da speech very niceWhite smoke billowing from the Vatican’s Fiorentina End chimney this morning signalled a shock turn of the managerial roundabout at Europe’s top institutions of football and religion.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2013
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‘Essential for bishops to have willies’, says Church of England

Archbishop of Canterbury later showed everyone the new secret handshake‘Certain traditional offices of the bishop are in practice impossible to discharge unless endowed with a penis, and preferably a good long one.’

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2012
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‘New Freee Schols opennings not rushed’ writes Gove

Education Secretary Michael Gove has issued a firm statement assuring parents ‘The New Free Schols and Acdemies oppening this term have beeen subject to appropriate cheks and scruttiny and are not being rushed through and are not being rushed through.’

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2011
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Concern over salt levels in salt

The discovery that most brands of common table salt may contain as much as 100g of salt per 100g has caused outrage.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2011
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