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Catholics ‘despondent’ after Rafael Benitez accepts vacant Pope position

he maka da speech very niceWhite smoke billowing from the Vatican’s Fiorentina End chimney this morning signalled a shock turn of the managerial roundabout at Europe’s top institutions of football and religion.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2013
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‘New Freee Schols opennings not rushed’ writes Gove

Education Secretary Michael Gove has issued a firm statement assuring parents ‘The New Free Schols and Acdemies oppening this term have beeen subject to appropriate cheks and scruttiny and are not being rushed through and are not being rushed through.’

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2011
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Concern over salt levels in salt

The discovery that most brands of common table salt may contain as much as 100g of salt per 100g has caused outrage.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2011
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Curse of Half Man Half Biscuit blamed for tragic death of Len Ganley

Snooker referee Len Ganley, impaled on his own triangle, is the latest minor celebrity mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song to die in mysterious circumstances.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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Dam Busters dog renamed ‘Cuntface’ for movie remake

'Dam' also thought too sacrilegious; replaced by 'Dyke'‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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