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‘Slob walk’ protesters march in support of Ken Clarke

lardy protesters chanted 'leave Ken alone'Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70.

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Posted: May 20th, 2011
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Army budget cuts mean ‘cycle lanes to be deployed instead of armour’

Faced with budget cuts and the prospect of a resurgent Taliban with revenge attacks from Al-Qaeda, the British Army in Afghanistan has proposed an innovative and cheap way of protecting its soldiers – the immediate painting of green or blue cycle lanes across all strategic flashpoints in Helmand and Kandahar provinces.

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Posted: May 17th, 2011
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Beckham reveals years of training to become England’s first-choice perfumier

'because he's worked it'Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier.

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Posted: May 14th, 2011
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Kent man wins FBI’s $25m reward for finding Bin Laden hideout with atlas and pin

set up for life, until the helicopters arriveRamsgate pensioner Mr Renfrew credits his success to his long experience of newspaper ‘spot the ball’ competitions.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2011
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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism

No sign of 'Flash' Gordon either.The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2011
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