New Punk Rock Band ‘The Science’ is to perform an outdoor satellite link concert for the NHS backed by The Cure, Doctor and The Medics, Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show, Dr.Feelgood and The The The. [read...]
Standing in the dock at Sandringham Waiting for the family to judge Don’t care what you say We’re goin’ away We’re living in Canada from today. The men from the press say “we wish you success ” [read...]
Pope Francis has apologised after slapping a woman’s hand as he greeted pilgrims at the Vatican on New Year’s Eve. The woman in question would not let go, a gesture which appeared to cause him pain, [read...]
Donald Trump has emerged as shock choice to become Godparent to new Royal baby Archie. ‘I’d be the best Godfather since that Brando guy Don Perignon, trust me folks one day little ol’ Archie could be King of all Great Brexit and the United Kingdom of Londonland. [read...]
Said the President: ‘I’d personally like to congratulate our women-folk and shake them by the pussy, for winning that there World Cup Series Bowl. I’m sure they were inspired by Cavernpool beating Londonland Bonespurs in the EU Grandslam. [read...]
