Articles by ron cawleyoni

Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie

ron cawleyoni
News In Brief
July 7, 2019

Donald Trump has emerged as shock choice to become Godparent to new Royal baby Archie. ‘I’d be the best Godfather since that Brando guy Don Perignon, trust me folks one day little ol’ Archie could be King of all Great Brexit and the United Kingdom of Londonland. [read...]

13-0? I could have done better, boasts Trump

ron cawleyoni
News In Brief
June 14, 2019

Said the President: ‘I’d personally like to congratulate our women-folk and shake them by the pussy, for winning that there World Cup Series Bowl. I’m sure they were inspired by Cavernpool beating Londonland Bonespurs in the EU Grandslam. [read...]