Brick decided to open her bowels to the Daily Mail and speak out, after being barred from a number of les WC in her region of The Dordogne. ‘I’m gorgeous, sensual and modest too. You would expect people to be happy that my poo has the aroma of chocolate sauce with a soupcon of truffle oil. But no.’
Posted: May 18th, 2012
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The range of exploding underwear, a mixture of Semtex and wearable microfibres, promises to lift and separate martyrs like never before. ‘With these pants your buttocks will end up in different post codes,’ says one designer who worked on the new range, ‘and you’ll be lifted into paradise in no time.’
Posted: May 11th, 2012
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