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BBC finds US man who actually cares what British think of his country’s election
The BBC has discovered an American who actually cares what the British think about who wins the US presidential election. [read...]
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Isle of Wight town centre in chaos after passive-aggressive rioting
An uneasy peace was hanging over the centre of Cowes, Isle of Wight, this morning after a series of riots that was initially sparked by passive-aggressive indirect communication between a man who needed the toilet and a group of born again Christians. [read...]
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Met Police confident they are ‘closing in’ on Jimmy Savile
Rocked by criticism that his force was slow to act on previous concerns about people in the media, Metropolitan Police Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe has promised to immediately ‘get tough’ on Jimmy Savile and issued an uncompromising ultimatum to the alleged serial sex offender. [read...]
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Met Police launches new recruitment drive aimed at divorced alcoholic mavericks
‘If your marriage is on the rocks, if you have a drink problem and if you have got a hunch, my message to you is this: We will find you and we will hire you.’ [read...]
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Man dreads relatives asking at Christmas dinner: ‘What exactly do you do?’
Metaphors, anecdotes and comparisons with occupations from a bygone age are all hopeless when explaining ‘what exactly is it you do’, according to a new report. [read...]