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Articles by ronseal
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Crystal Palace’s Goal of the Month prize to be rolled over
The club have now lost the first six games or the season without scoring a single goal, despite new manager Roy Hodgson trying new tactics in training such as lining up a cow’s arse and handing the players a banjo to hit it with. [read...]
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Isle of Wight town centre in chaos after passive-aggressive rioting
An uneasy peace was hanging over the centre of Cowes, Isle of Wight, this morning after a series of riots that was initially sparked by passive-aggressive indirect communication between a man who needed the toilet and a group of born again Christians. [read...]
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Booze gave me a new lease of life, says ex-jogger
One 10-mile-a-day jogger explained how he broke the habit and found salvation in strong drink. ‘I had no idea how much of an impact my jogging was having on people around me,’ wrote Micky Cohen. [read...]
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‘Is the BBC too obsessed with itself?’, BBC TV news anchor asks BBC’s BBC reporter
BBC Panorama programme will broadcast an investigation into charges that the BBc is obsessed with examining whether it is too obsessed with itself. [read...]