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Google search for ‘reasons to put something back into society’ returns no results

search for alternative names for Google brought up Swindle, Diddle, Fiddle and Gullible, but only on Yahoo!A man who asked Google for advice on how best to contribute to a better society has reported an incredible run of bad luck with the search engine.

‘I was looking for moral guidance and thought the internet might be able to provide me with enlightenment,’ said 53-year-old Tommy Jones. ‘But my Google searches about responsible and equitable living all went unanswered. A simple inquiry ‘How can multinational corporations contribute to society?’ turned up no results, while an open query about the redistribution of wealth through taxation only brought up adverts for some banks in the Cayman Islands.’

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Posted: May 21st, 2013
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Scotland Yard Productions ‘cock-a-hoop’ as ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ wins second series

BAFTA winning series ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ by Scotland Yard Productions, the showbiz wing of the Metropolitan Police, has been commissioned for a second series.

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Posted: May 11th, 2013
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Cameron goes multi cultural with a walk about among some non-Etonians

David Cameron has proved his critics wrong with a successful walkabout among the non-Etonian community.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2013
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Constant praising of The Lord has spoilt him, warns deity shrink

The constant praising of Our Lord has left him completely unprepared for modern life, warns a top reality theologian, who says the occasional kick up the arse might do him some good.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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RMT’s Sunday league team calls strike after coach asks for 110% effort

Team skipper Bob Crow has argued that the coach is making unreasonable demands and that his members should be compensated for any extra work.

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2013
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