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Assad ‘the best value dictator for Western interests’, says Which Tyrant report

Inexperienced politicians are buying into the wrong foreign tyrants, with ‘shockingly expensive consequences’, says a report from Which Tyrant Magazine, which quantifies how western interests are best served.

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2014
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Man still being studiously ignored in room full of elephants

Despite hovering by the peanuts and desperately trying to make eye contact, Dave Harris is still finding it hard to get noticed by the largely elephantine occupants of The Room.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2014
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Everyone hates you, says new survey by The Office Gossip

A new survey by The Office Gossip, in conjunction with the Sidekick and verified by The Enabler, has found strong evidence that everyone hates you.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2014
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Man who shared ‘money making secrets’ online shocked as competitors flood market

'Why can't people find their own genius business ideas to sell?'Local man Ken Young was devastated last night after the bottom suddenly fell out of his work-from-home industry.

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Posted: May 25th, 2014
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New app offers manly friendship that stops you mid-sentence with glib advice

there's a prat for that!The new Glib Advisor, currently available on Android but coming to the iPhone soon, will offer manly friendship to isolated men on the go.

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Posted: May 19th, 2014
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