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‘Is the BBC too obsessed with itself?’, BBC TV news anchor asks BBC’s BBC reporter

BBC Panorama programme will broadcast an investigation into charges that the BBc is obsessed with examining whether it is too obsessed with itself.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly demonstrated.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Round-robin reports another great year for La Cosa Nostra

greetings from Casa GrimbinoThe annual round-robin letter from the Grimbinos reports that New York’s most infamous Italian family has gone from strength to strength in 2010 and is eagerly anticipating 2011.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2013
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Politically correct teachers ‘hell bent on promoting Nativity play mediocrity’

School teachers are competing with each other to stamp out achievement and reduce all children to the lowest common denominator, a report out today confirmed.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2012
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Starbucks to present HMRC with giant cardboard cheque in publicity coup

Starbucks is to counter bad publicity about its corporate greed with a series of meaningful events that will engage the public with their favourite coffee brand, culminating in a photo opportunity featuring a giant cardboard cheque, made payable to HMRC.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2012
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