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Alan Carr Show keeps live audience, replaces presenter with canned innuendo

audience each given £300k for turning up and whoopingTV companies are trialling a device that could see celebrity chat show hosts replaced by cheaper presenters, backed up by an automatic smut peddling machine.

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2013
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Damian McBride voted ‘Most Inspirational Troll’

Damian McBride’s new book, Power Troll, looks set to scoop a handful of gongs at the Young Online Bully Awards, after he proved himself an inspiration to a rising generation of amoral psychopathic sadies. McBride was hailed as ‘the troll’s troll’ by a pandemonium of devils, ghouls and other fiends in human form.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2013
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US awards first ever special relationship loyalty card stamp to France

The Special Relationship loyalty card scheme, which has proved so successful in the past with Britain, is to be franchised to other European nations.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2013
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Sponsored ad on Google asks Downing Street researcher if he ‘Wants to buy ‘Reasons to bomb Syria’?’

A frantic Downing Street researcher was presented with a series of critical on-screen questions last night as he conducted in depth research among all the intelligence resources available to him on the crisis in Syria.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2013
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Men still not complaining about lack of real men’s body shapes in catalogues

Men have still not taken offence at the way clothing firms market clothes for an idealised body shape that the vast majority of them don’t have – and it could lead to Britain sleepwalking into a crisis, says a research company that was paid to conduct a survey by a marketing agency.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2013
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