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Prison ‘becoming gentrified’ complain long-term residents of Wandsworth

Wandsworth Prison is traditionally an ethnically diverse working class part of London, and for years was strenuously avoided by the well-to-do. Now, however, an influx of MPs, game show hosts, TV presenters and other celebrities is, according to many long term residents, changing the traditional character of the jail.

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Posted: Aug 10th, 2013
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HR genius devises job advert able to deter all but deluded bullshitters

A team of boffins in a Human Resources lab claims it has created the perfect advert to screen out almost all normal people and attract a 99 per cent pure audience of bullshitters, deluded chancers and would-be Apprentices to Alan Sugar.

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2013
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BBC to include new ‘How we commissioned it’ bit at end of each programme

The mini-documentary at the end of each programme will explain the mysteries of how TV executives and their friends all collaborate on how they spend the license payer’s money.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2013
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World speed-talking trophy retained by BT terms and conditions voiceover man

He puts his success down to squeezing the terms and conditions of BT contracts into a two-second slot at the end of every advert.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2013
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Customers grateful for latest Important Changes to Your Account letter from bank

Though seemingly routine and innocuous, the blandly worded statements about what appear to be mundane banking procedures actually contain deadly hidden threats.

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Posted: Jul 27th, 2013
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