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Fears that Mark Thatcher ‘might get lost’ on way to his mother’s funeral

‘If you’re used to driving in the desert, navigating through central London is going to be a very different challenge’.

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Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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‘Cambridge Bump’ more popular visitor attraction than the Gherkin

The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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Merkel imposes lederhosen bailout condition on failing economies

Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel will demand that in future countries like Cyprus that need Germany’s financial help must agree to wear lederhosen as evidence of their resolve to reform their faltering economies.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2013
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Sixty-per cent of Glastonbury ticket holders will die before June

People who were unlucky in trying to buy tickets for this year’s Glastonbury Festival may get another chance – because sixty-per cent of those who got tickets are so old they are expected to die before June.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2013
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Anne Frank diary inspires teen’s ban on parents entering bedroom

Reading Anne Frank’s Diary has had a powerful emotional effect on Scunthorpe teen Jodie Matthews (13). ‘I can relate to Anne although she lived seventy years ago because she was the same age as me,’ Jodie said.

Jodie said it was Anne’s diary that had opened her eyes to ‘injustice, cruelty and unfairness’ to teenagers worldwide – including herself and her Year 9 mates at Scunthorpe Comp.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2013
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