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Government ‘gone’

The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster. Downing Street is said to be deserted and Whitehall offices abandoned.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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Metropolitan media well impressed by power of Mother Nature

London based journalists say they have been overawed by the ‘raw power of Mother Nature’ after being despatched to report on the ongoing floods crisis in a location known as ‘the rest of the country’.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2014
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Pacific castaway confesses he didn’t raise a single penny for charity

A fisherman who spent thirteen months in the Pacific has admitted that his last memory of leaving his home port was a nagging thought that he’d forgotten something, which after two months at sea he finally realised was sponsorship.

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2014
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Stephen Hawking: ‘There are no Universal Credits’

‘Universal Credits exist only in the mind of IDS and have no place in the rational universe as we know it.’

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2014
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UK teen pregnancies could be reduced with the ‘E-shag’

Government plans to allow ‘e-shagging’ by under-16s are expected to be announced by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt soon.

‘The e-shag, which works rather like an e-fag, will drastically cut teen pregnancies in our country,’ said a government spokeswoman.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2014
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