Gloomy armchair Martin Armstrong has reported feeling an improvement in mood this week after receiving a bit of armchair psychology from fellow armchair, Toby Backbridge. Martin said: ‘I was feeling down because it seemed that Toby got more attention from the family than me. [read...]
Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
Out of the multitude of middle aged men and women playing blues rock covers in small pubs, community centres and beer festivals across the country this weekend, the band ‘Bluez For You’ have mistakenly not included Cream’s “Crossroads” in their set list. [read...]
Dave and Diane Potts looked round their local bed shop Sweet Dreams, (named after Marilyn Manson’s cover version of a Eurythmics’ song) this weekend. They chose an ottoman bed after gleefully listing all the things they were going to store in it; [read...]
‘No one is mentioning it in case it’s an administrative error and by bringing it to the attention of the bankers it gets cruelly whipped away.’ [read...]
