A spokesman for the British Caravan Naming Committee has revealed the process by which newly produced caravans are named. He confided :When we name a caravan we have three hats on the table. One is full of scraps of paper with vaguely powerful sounding names (senator, [read...]
The use of chutney by men over sixty has reached epidemic proportions recently with many reporting using half a jar in a week. Chutney experts warn that at this time of year the British Isles are flooded with the tangy sticky temptation. [read...]
After a decade and a half of training, husband Paul Bloggs is finally able to recognise the colour teal. Mrs Mary Bloggs began the project of teaching him on their honeymoon when the hotel they stayed in had teal scatter cushions. [read...]
Gloomy armchair Martin Armstrong has reported feeling an improvement in mood this week after receiving a bit of armchair psychology from fellow armchair, Toby Backbridge. Martin said: ‘I was feeling down because it seemed that Toby got more attention from the family than me. [read...]
Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
