Everyone, except possibly taxi drivers is secretly delighted at getting to stay in their own homes tonight rather than have to put on fancy clothes which now feel too tight and staying up later than preferred to mark a change which isn’t really one. [read...]
The popular card game Top Trumps is getting a revamp and name change to Top Bidens for the US Market. Consumer research revealed that the word “Trump” is now off-putting to customers who like reading and memorising a small selection of actual, [read...]
The British Euphemism Council will today begin reclaiming the word trump after its four year sabbatical being used in world politics. The BEC hope that in a few months’ time we will again hear sentences shouted across playgrounds like “Yuk! [read...]
Despite it happening every year with measurable regularity, and sunrise and sunset times having been published in almanacs for hundreds of years, people who like small talk are beginning to have one of their favourite conversations, [read...]
The Prime Minister is spending this week making the important new pencil case decision ready for when the house returns in September. Traditionally the choice of a new pencil case can bring admiration or jeers from one’s fellow MPs. [read...]
