‘Dear Weather. It’s sad to see you’re not well at the moment. What’s wrong? Have we done something to upset you? It’s not like you’re ignored; most conversations mention you at some point.’
Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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‘It has become something of a tradition that someone gets sacked when our Champions’ League campaign comes to an end. Only I’d already fired the manager.’
Posted: May 22nd, 2012
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‘It’s a disgrace’,fumed Ferguson. ‘The length of the sale was clearly advertised on TV. We shopped accordingly and, by the end of Sunday, we had a lovely vibrating armchair with head massage settings.’
Posted: May 16th, 2012
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After living in the shade of the more-renowned ‘The Scream’, Edvard Munch’s sister painting ‘The Mutter Under the Breath’ finally sold at auction in London this week for £17.25.
Posted: May 4th, 2012
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Celebrity psychic Derek Acorah has called on Jimmy Carr to apologise for the ‘needless and hurtful’ joke he is going to make at the Derby Assembly Rooms in early 2013.
Posted: May 3rd, 2012
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