Her Majesty the Queen will go “absolutely apeshit” in her Christmas message this year, according to her head of PR. Press Secretary Michael Shea says despite decades of reasoned, balanced, wisdom – delivered in a calm, [read...]
“Before I knew it I had avocados in both pockets, crisps under my jumper and three onions in a sleeve around my neck. I was like a walking supermarket”. [read...]
A lady who sparked a massive manhunt has been found safe and well, struggling to work her friends’ shower. The family of Lisa Hollins feared the worst after three days of police searches uncovered nothing. [read...]
An Australian who flew over 21 hours from Sydney to London to sample the world’s greatest kebab is incandescent with rage after dining at the takeaway on the outskirts of Luton. Greg Leach spent thousands on the two-way ticket after mistakenly thinking ‘Best Kebab’ [read...]
A highstreet department store is displaying ‘Welcome back, we’ve missed you’ signs despite staff admitting they don’t give a sh*t. [read...]
